failnation:

My cousin works as an EMT. If you misspell a word you have to wear the C-Collar until the next person messes up
http://failnation.tumblr.com

nerdycommunity:

kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

fuck

Lmao

Dipshidiot just had the balls to ask if he could move in with me, so I could afford to stay in my apartment…..As, if he would be helping me financially!!!!

What a fucking joke!!! I’m done carrying that lazy blood sucking asshole, I don’t need dead weight ‘helping’ me out, I need people that can actually HELP me.

I am going back to school and need to pay off some bills before doing so…. Um so no thanks dick head, you had all this and my money and I wasn’t enough for you then so guess what…. Fuck off.

You made your bed, go fucking lie in it.

Peace out bitch.

I got suckered into hosting a Pampered Chef party on Sunday 9/28… If anyone wants to place an order or see the on-line catalogue send me a message.

They’ve actually got some cool shit right now and the holidays are right around the corner😉

Thank you!