Mini me is all set for lunch tomorrow.

Organic Lunchable by Bedside


Mel, can I come visit? thevoiceinsideyerhead

I want to go!


ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

This is great! Lmao

(Source: jensensations)

Second Grade Homework Day#2

Please shoot me, mini me has regressed since summer happened!

I didn’t get to take mini me to her 1st day of 2nd grade because I worked last night and she was with dipshidiot…

So, I called to check on her and wish her a good first day and she was hysterically crying in the back ground. Dipshidiot says “can you hear what I’m dealing with?” She didn’t want to get up, and often gives us both trouble in the mornings. She was off to a bad start and he wouldn’t let me talk to her because they were running late😂

Poor mini me. This morning sucked for her.


is this what five nights at freddys is 


is this what five nights at freddys is 




tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

All turn on’s